Rudy Giuliani calls JAMES COMEY a pathological liar as Washington Post tallies Donald Trump’s 3001st False Claim since he took office
Giuliani and Police Commissioner Bratton once disguised themselves as homeless men walking the streets of NYC to catch criminals…
Trump and Giuliani Doing Their Best Kamikazees
Lyin’ about Comey
Lost and homeless
No, that’s Trump and Giuliani
Doing their best kamikazees
Destroying the building
Of their story
Attorney-Client Privilege holy
Cohen dishing out hush money
Rudy taking the wrong tack
Saying Trump paid Michael Cohen back
Though Donald claimed
He knew nothing of this
Cohen only performing “a tiny tiny percentage”
Of Trump’s legal tasks
Rudy revealing it’s all legit
There no campaign finance violation
Deserving any special counsel exCitation
here
It just another Russian hoax
A rumor he repeated
Or was it a fact?
Rudy producing a puzzling show
He and Donald two crazy brothers
Spearing Truth with madded gusto
Parading down Fifth Avenue
Spreading chaos everywhere
Mueller and Emperor Hirohito
Watching from afar
Through their spyglasses
Are those the Twin Towers smoking
Again?
Or is that Trump Tower filled
With Russian bogeymen?
Rudy pouring kerosene on the flames
Trump getting nervous
Wanting to vaporize him (today)
Mueller carving more notches
In his subpoena docket
Hirohito approving of democracy’s death
Will the country ever recover
Will Counsel Mueller climax the drama
Hirohito losing the war
Rudy forgetting his mission
To quiet the Storm
Talking and talking
It now past the two weeks
When he promised the investigation’d end
© 2018 Claude Mayers
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